You are about to climb the WOODRING STAIRS.

you're going up here on your own accord.

this website contains content not suitable for children, virgin priests, glittery unicorns, rotting corpses (without eyes), and probably any other person that does not approve of crude humor.

if you get mad when you see a dick joke, us martians warned you already.

if you are sure you would like to depart your space rocket to climb the stairway, you can click the button below.

note: there is probably nothing that bad on the site. i just wanted an entry page. lol