WHO IS THIS GUY ANYWAY

you can call me deuce, brock or alex

i use he/him exclusively

i'm an artist and amateur website coder, as you can see here. it's not the best code in the world. i wanna go further into programming one day, possibly testing out malware, a thing i've loved ever since i used my first desktop

LIKES 'N' THE FAX

I LIKE:

COMPUTER MALWARE, NATURE AND ANIMALS, OLD TECH & WEB, SPACE, ALIENS, WIZARDS, ETC.

CTRL+ALT+DEL, VGCATS, MAC HALL, PROBLEM SLEUTH, JERKCITY, CALVIN & HOBBES

HOMESTAR RUNNER, MADNESS COMBAT

VENTURE BROS, DAN VS, TRAILER PARK BOYS

POSTAL, POST VOID, ULTRAKILL, POPCAP GAMES

KGLW, DEVO, OINGO BOINGO, WEIRD AL, NEIL CICIEREGA, NERO'S DAY AT DISNEYLAND, AND ETC... I REALLY LIKE SKA AND JUNGLE TOO

DIRT FACTS:

AHHH HERE COMES THE DIRT

DIRT

DIRT

DIRT

DIRT

DIRT

DIRT

DIRT. DIRT. DIRT AND WORMS AND SAND AND GRAVEL AND DIRT AND MUD

FREQUENTLY, PROBABLY, ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: What's your main art program?
A: clip studio paint

Q: Why'd you choose the name Deuce? That means dookie, y'know.
A: reasons beyond your comprehension

Q: Hey, do you know what the time is?
A: i broke my watch 10 days ago

Q: Video Games
A: Mario

Q: Did you have anything serious to put on here?
A: no

well, that's about all i've got to say about myself for now

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